texty

[insightcheck]

01. You always bother me but go on.

02. I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys...are you in town tonight?

03. hey i'm sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY.

04. So apparently I'm into choking now.

05. [ text him/wildcard ]

Comments

[insightcheck]

I might be a rogue but I'm not gonna lie about ugly sheets.

Also is that an offer or a genuine "fuck off"

[collegeofthirst]

apparently I'm not a good enough lay to distract you from """ugly sheets""" soooo

and I mean honestly, what do you have against paisley?

[insightcheck]

wow uh, yeah that does sound bad. sorry to impugn your sexual prowess???

it wasn't the pattern, more like why that specific color of green

[collegeofthirst]

no no it's fine, I'm not mad

[ She's mad. ]

you're the one missing out on these

[ Here, Ryder, have a cleavage shot for your spank bank. ]

[insightcheck]

y'know, "I'm not mad" is usually a pretty good indicator that you ARE mad

so, uh. sorry? sincerely???

[ landing himself in hot water as usual.

what a nice tease though. or an awful one, he hasn't decided yet. ]

i may have regrets

[collegeofthirst]

mm-hmmm

maybe we can see about you making it up to me sometime

I'm not CRUEL

[insightcheck]

maybe huh, i'll take it

no, you're pretty damn generous i'll be honest

[collegeofthirst]

Thank you. I try.

[ For that he can have another cleavage-tastic selfie, this time with a bit of her smirk caught at the edge of the frame. ]

[insightcheck]

arguably you're a natural

[ Oh, wow. That pic is doing wonders. ]

have I mentioned lately you're basically my favorite?

[collegeofthirst]

Never enough, darling

Are you staying in town long?

[insightcheck]

you're totally right, I could stand to say it more often.

couple more weeks. got some business to sort out here and all. it's amazing what happens when you leave people unsupervised for too long.