texty

[insightcheck]

01. You always bother me but go on.

02. I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys...are you in town tonight?

03. hey i'm sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY.

04. So apparently I'm into choking now.

05. [ text him/wildcard ]

Comments

[insightcheck]

Hey, never fear, always a good fight right around the corner. Actually, there's probably a great one with your name all over it since I'm pretty sure this asshole took my keys.

[scythewielding]

Does said asshole at least have a good looking face?

[insightcheck]

Ugh, your priorities.

If I say he's not bad looking am I still getting help to get my keys back?

[scythewielding]

Hey, I love guys like that, they tend to underestimate me the most.

As long as I get to break his face and make him cry, I'll help, sure. Just consider it put on your tab.

[What tab, there is no tab, Krypta stop shitting around and go help him.]

[insightcheck]

Oh, I gotta see this.

You get my keys back and I owe you at least three rounds.